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Tuesday, April 16, 2024
Came home to start again, Returned to where my life began, Right where I need to be
When the bottom falls out,
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
Us Against The World
What would you write (if you were completely honest and held nothing back) about who you are looking for?
I want to be with someone who:
- Has compassion for others.
- Doesn’t joke at my expense.
- Loves me for me and doesn’t expect me to change.
- Believes in me when I decide to better myself and helps me stay on track.
- Is intelligent, can hold a serious conversation but also joke around with me.
- Builds me up and makes me want to be a better person.
- Communicates with me before something becomes a problem.
- Works with me to accomplish mutual goals.
- Likes the same things I do.
- Respects my “me” time and interests they don’t share.
- Loves the things I do for him because he knows that’s how I show I care.
- Does little things to show me he cares and he listens.
- Has self respect, is trusting and trustworthy.
- I can be myself around and feels comfortable around me to be himself.
- Will call me out on my own bullshit.
- Sparks, I want Sparks!
- Is a bit of a freak and can keep up with my over the top sex drive.
- Wants me and touches me to show affection. Wants to give me a back rub after a long day.
Wednesday, August 29, 2018
Get to know yourself
Monday, January 16, 2017
"My Human Mirror" Lyrics Originally posted September 2013
Have you ever met someone (not related to you) that is so similar to you that it scares you? Someone who shares the same personality, habits, mannerisms? If this happens what do you call that person? How about your human mirror?
I met my human mirror about two years ago. My feelings are still mixed about this man, kind of a love/hate relationship. Some days we could spend all day having a great time together and other days we couldn't stand each other. This is a song I wrote about that experience.
Sunday, January 1, 2017
It's a Geek Girl Revolution!!!! GEEKS R CHIC!! Especially the female variety!!!
Recently it has become trendy to be a “Geek Girl”. I discovered this while I was reading some articles online. I came across an article about this "Geek Girl" movement. I learned that geeky chicks (intelligent, gaming and/or technology oriented women) are awesome! I mean, I already knew that, but it seems the rest of the world is catching on to this fact.
Maybe your geekery is something you have attempted to conceal in the past? Well, no need to hide it now. Let your freak flag fly for all to see!
So, HEY LADIES(Those of you who are nerdy, smart, goofy and are into sci-fi, comics, gaming and/or technology)!!!! TAKE NOTE:
FACT 1: You are a nerd/dork/geek…
FACT 2: It’s now cool to be a nerd/dork/geek!
Fact 1 + Fact 2= Your a cool ass chick!
Welcome to the “in” crowd! You are now a member of the CHIC ÜBER GEEK Crew!!!! (I MADE THAT UP, JUST NOW)

Okay so now that the celebration is out the way… I have one major issue with this whole Geek Girl Revolution and that is:
(DRUMROLL PLEASE……)
I despise, reject and ABSOLUTELY avoid all things trendy and aspire TO BE the complete opposite of TRENDY!
The world is full of followers it’s like no one can think for themselves. All these brainless drones just DO WHATEVER THEY ARE TOLD OR WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING! Like a giant herd of sheep!!!I refuse to be ordinary, only extraordinary!
I ignore fashion trends, don’t watch television. Most of the time I am in the dark when it comes to what is “in” right now. I wear what I like and/or what looks good on me and is appropriate to the situation. I don’t buy a certain brand of jeans because others think it’s cool, I buy jeans if they make my butt look good and they are reasonably priced.
I wear lime green and bright blue eyeliner, even though I've been told that it is a no-no, especially for a woman my age. I adore crazy hats, my favorite being a giant frog head knit hat with a glitter encrusted tongue sticking out (See picture). I wear offensive t-shirts whenever I want, my favorite being a tee shirt with “Frock You” emblazoned across it, to which I added some sparkles (Frock is a dress shop in Seattle that Johnie & I visited after I aced my mortgage licensing exams).
Sometimes I can offend people without even opening my mouth just because of what I wear or how I look.
I don't EVER wear anything because it’s what everyone else is wearing!!! I don’t pick up new hobbies because it’s what others do or what they think I should do. Don’t get me wrong, I am open to new products, experiences and hobbies. If someone shows me something I like, I am not opposed to adopting it into my arsenal of favorites. I will however only do this because I like it not because it’s what is socially acceptable or expected of me. If something is expected of me I usually tend to do the opposite.. Even as a child I would choose the road less traveled.
I don't care what most people think of me! It's the most freeing feeling when you can just let go and be yourself. Now, I care about what my loved ones think of me but they are also more willing to accept me as who I am.
The majority of humans that I come into contact with judge me based on ignorant surface observations. Some common assumptions: I am skinny so I must not eat, I am blonde so I must be dumb, I have tattoos so I must be a criminal! The truth is that I can put away quite a bit of food (especially cookies!), anyone who knows me will tell you that I am very intelligent and I have a clean criminal history, not a spot on my record!!!
These assumptions sound pretty absurd but it’s a knee jerk reaction for most to judge others based on so little. No one takes the time to learn anything concrete about who you are inside before passing judgment on you. That is exactly why I don't value other's opinion of me.
I actually get a kick out of people’s reactions to me. With my freak flag flying proudly people either duck and cover or they come out of the woodwork to talk to me. People either love me or hate me, they are either entertained and fascinated or completely disgusted by who I am. One thing I can say is that: I am always me, nothing more and nothing less.
I hope this whole Geek Girl trend does not create a bunch of fake she-nerds! I can just see a horde of insecure chicks rushing out to by glasses, gaming systems and computer equipment to imitate us. Might be good for the economy but bad for true geek girls.
I guess if they do try out the geek style, maybe some of them will actually find themselves buried under all the trendy bullshit. Once the avalanche is cleared away they may realize they have been a girly geek all along and just covered it up. Either that or all these “wannabe” geeks will totally ruin the name “geek girl” for the rest of us that are true to our geekery and always have been.
I have pretty much considered myself a geek for as long as I can remember but for sure I HAVE BEEN ONE from the moment I laid my fingers across my first keyboard, way back in the DOS days… I was probably plenty geeky before then but that would have been my defining "geek girl" moment...
Somehow I instinctively knew how to operate my mother’s computer (when I was probably 7 or 8) without any prior knowledge except playing Oregon Trail in the school library. I was enthralled with any machine I was able to use and my interest only grew as time went on.
When I was 12 my mother bought me my very own desktop with all the bells and whistles available at the time (She really couldn't afford it but I think she charged it to my ex-step dad’s Sears account, Oops!!!). I even had a feed through style compact scanner! So I of course got online and started messing around with chat rooms and the infancy of social media platforms.

“Considering it’s "in" to be a geek now, Do I get geek girl seniority???”
I don't want to toot my own horn but I could run circles around most chicks (or dudes for that matter) when it comes to computers in most any capacity (software, html, coding, hardware, repair, diagnosis, etc.) See the photo above… I think this proves how much of a nerd I am… I have pretty much every file I have ever worked with or created on any of my personal computers since about 2000… Of course it’s all archived but available if I needed to access something.In my research on the “Geek Girl” topic I came across a lot of “Fake Geek Girls” or mention of impersonations. That led me to thinking about why people pretend to be something or someone they are not, why just being themselves isn't good enough.
It’s strange how so many people (online) try to distinguish themselves from the masses. Some just exaggerate themselves to appear cool(er). Others create elaborate alter egos or even worse, they take on the identity of someone they wish they were more like. All because they don’t love themselves as they are.

When out in public in the real world, those same people try to blend in and not be noticed. Shy, self-conscious and meek here in the real world… Weird right??
The anonymity and false sense of security that the internet provides allows people to pretend they are outgoing, social individuals. They must believe that their internet alter ego is completely separate from themselves. That sense of separation must give them guts that they don't have in reality…
Does anyone remember that show “Freaks and Geeks”?
It aired starting in 1999 and the setting was a high school in the mid-west? in the early 80’s. It centered around Lindsay (dark haired girl in the photo) who didn't really fit in so she hung with the “freaks”, her little brother hangs with the “geeks”. The show was genius but for some reason only ran for a season or maybe half of the second season before it was cancelled. I think it should have continued on. It was one of those great shows no one knew about until it was too late!
Thanks for reading! Please leave a comment, I would love to hear your thoughts on the Geek Girl subject!
Monday, November 30, 2015
Awesome video about freebooting...
Monday, February 3, 2014
Seahawks Stomp Cake (Superbowl Sunday)
How I made this cake:
I used devil's food cake mix. I applied "Cake Release" to the inside of my Pyrex bowl (which makes the cake slide right out of the pan; doesn't matter if its plastic, meal or glass) prior to adding the batter and baked it until a toothpick came out clean. I then placed the bowl on a wire rack to allow it cool, then flipped the cake over onto a cookie sheet to remove it from the bowl. I used a long, thin, forever sharp knife to carefully cut what would become the bottom of the cake so it would sit flat, if you skip this step and the cake sits unevenly it may tear while carving or icing it! I then flipped it over back onto the cookie sheet and froze it for a couple of hours, I carved the football shape but it took a while as the cake would get too warm and I would have to put it back in the freezer to firm it up and then continue where i left off. Lastly I iced it, the Seahawk could have been better but it was done freehand and I was tired... But I did use a little glitter icing! :)
After the Hawks won the championship, I didn't have the heart to cut into this beauty... :) Good thing I brought a "second string" cake and made a last minute substitution!!! Otherwise I may have mauled by the kids wanting cake! Not sure how long I will hang onto this cake but for now it's in the freezer. I am thinking maybe I will save it for the next Seahawks Superbowl game!
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Friday, January 31, 2014
The Difference is Why...
"They laugh because I am different... I laugh because they're all the same! I'm proud to be a geek but I am no sheep!" -Malibu Ninja
SoulPancake Activities - The Difference is Why- 1 month ago
Quiet people listen more. Shorter people are more grounded. Bookworms are more well-read. Wallflowers smell better. OK, maybe not necessarily that last one. Embrace your inner oddball. List all of the best things about being different.
I am not capable of being ordinary, only extraordinary. I have always been a little different. Like a mis-matched shoe that is obvious to anyone who cares to look.
Have never followed the path those before me have beaten but instead set out on my own to blaze a new trail. I can’t say that it was always the best option but it was always my decision, rarely influenced by anyone or anything outside of myself. My route was not the path of least resistance but most of the time it was that of most resistance and often my own choices kicked me in the ass and punched me in the eye!
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Photos... Some random favorites
Monday, December 30, 2013
The Forking Fiasco of Dongle-Gate Revisited
Monday, October 21, 2013
Don't allow Expectations to Ruin You *Wiz-Dumb Pai*
So many people go through life attempting to control every aspect of their day to day lives. They plan everything in their minds and expect their plans to become reality. They expect what they consider to be perfection. Even if they don't expect exact perfection, they do expect close to it. Through their predictions they are sure that events will go smoothly for them. Predicting every outcome so all will be right in their world!
These people predict what will happen, how it will happen and how they will react to whatever it is. Then they spend their day manipulating everything and everyone around them in an attempt to produce their desired outcome. When whatever it is doesn't turn out exactly how they believed it would... well, they become enraged or depressed.
Friday, October 11, 2013
Dear Mankind **WIZ-DUMB PAI**
You always want what you can't have. You think you need more then you truly need to sustain life. Apparently you can't tell the difference between needs and wants. Your priorities consist of you and all your needs/wants, nothing of substance and no one of importance. You always want more, more than you already possess, more than all the money in the world could buy. Your gluttonous display of excess is not enough and no matter how many expensive things you collect none of it will ever be enough for you to be satisfied.
Monday, September 16, 2013
20 Geeky Socks Sure to Knock Yours Off
I saw the following post on Mashable.com and had to share it with my geeky friends...
I love funky socks for two reasons;
- It's pretty easy to figure out sock matching when each pair is unique
- I love to express my individuality And these are another great way to do just that!..
Express your inner geek with Geek Chic Socks!!! These Einstein socks are my favorite, Which are your's??Wednesday, September 11, 2013
"Changeling"
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Mostly everyone has met a Changeling and later regretted it. A Changeling is a shape-shifter, so to speak, the kind of person who spends their whole lives acting out roles, manipulating and playing games. No one ever sees who a changeling really is inside because of their "masks". They set up elaborate charades all designed to make others bend to their will and give them what they want. They work very hard to make sure they don't have to actually work hard.
This song is about human leeches who alter their appearance, hobbies, values, beliefs and anything else necessary to land them a specific target's affection. They leech all they can from the target, money, cars and so on. They then move in, live off of them and slowly bleed them dry. When there is nothing left to take, they reinvent themselves again and secure the next victim before leaving the current one completely broken and alone. Sociopaths, they don't feel remorse, guilt or shame...
Watch out, if you let them in your life, Changelings will destroy you!
Saturday, September 7, 2013
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Suffering from chronic back and/or neck pain like I am?

I have been dealing with chronic back pain for as long as I can remember. I was in a car accident at age 8, diagnosed with scoliosis at 15, was born with three vertebrae fused together which left them shorter than one normal vertebrae (birth defect) and on top of all that I have had multiple muscle pulls and other back and neck injuries. I have been in and out of physical therapy my whole life. But that's enough about my chronic pain in the ass....
Monday, September 2, 2013
"I Say What I Mean, I Mean What I Say"
*~*Chorus*~*
NOTE: This is a work in progress & still needs a ton of editing.
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I say what I mean, I mean what I say
Expect the truth, won't tolerate grey
Won't lie or double speak
Must be some sort of freak
If I fuck up, I fess up
Won't point the finger
Put you through the ringer
Not two faced, I've got but one,
Won't cheat, nor allow reruns
Hate the games they play
Blame him, Blame her... all day
Can't we just meet halfway?
I say what I mean, I mean what I say
As long as we speak true, we'll be okay
Must be some sort of freak
Won't point the finger
Won't cheat, nor allow reruns
Blame him, Blame her... all day
To get what I want, Why fake tears?
Sorry amigo, I'm not that girl
You’d better just go away
You chase your tail
You may call me a c%*t
Don't fish for compliments
If my butt looks big
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
My son is a walking, talking, adorable but super annoying commercial parroting advertising robot!!!!
I HATE COMMERCIALS!!!!!!! I HATE THAT EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!
We have all sold our souls to the bank roll!!!!!
Commercials do not have any influence whatsoever on what I choose to purchase. There are many reasons for this but one of the main ones is that I am not exposed to them as much as the average American. This is due to the fact that I do not watch TV @ all! I haven't watched Television in about a year and a half and the only part I miss is Football!
Monday, August 12, 2013
Johnie Pai & Wiz-Dumb Pai
He is the best kind of friend to have; a supportive, honest and trustworthy man. He will always make himself available to lend a hand when someone needs help. He is selfless, compassionate and considerate. If he was about to eat his only sandwich and realized you needed it more than him; no matter how hungry, he would give it to you and go without.
Johnie would give up anything and everything to improve someone else's quality of life. I have personally witnessed him making so many sacrifices, most without a single complaint, so that others can have what they want or need. Even when his efforts are never acknowledged or appreciated; he still gives and gives, never expecting anything in return. He will suffer endlessly, if it means that you don't have to.
Not only is Johnie genuinely empathetic but he actually feels the exact emotions that people around him are feeling. He absorbs your undesirable feelings (sadness, pain, anger) and suppresses them. You are free from that emotional burden while in his presence. Just being around him relieves physical pain as well and stress; I relax when he walks into the house.
Quote of the Day: “Comedy is tragedy plus time.” --Carol Burnett
Sometimes I wonder how Johnie has become so insightful, so patient. I know that he has been through a lot in his time on this earth, he has made his share of mistakes and had his share of triumph. Most importantly, he has learned from his experiences.
Johnie will freely admit that he isn't perfect and has made plenty of stupid mistakes as everyone does. "Those who have never made any mistakes have never tried anything new" -Albert Einstein. Those mistakes are behind him, a lesson learned and he never dwells on what could have been different.
He understands people, animals and nature more than anyone I have ever met. He has this innate ability to "read" people but amazingly he never passes judgment. Within 5 minutes of meeting someone he has a good idea of what they are about and where they are going in life. It doesn't matter if you are the president or a homeless person he will always treat you with respect and kindness and won't pass judgement.
He sees every person is a unique individual, understands that just because they may have chosen a different path in life than most that it doesn't make them good or bad, wrong or right. Everyone is on their own crazy journey and who are we to judge one another when many of us have been in situations we weren't proud of.
Most times Johnie knows that something is bothering me just by hearing my voice, I don't have to say it. He sees right through me, even when I am not myself. Johnie knows what to say to lift my spirits and put me back on track when my train has derailed.
Johnie's intuition is so accurate it is scary. I cannot count how many times he has said something like "I have a feeling…” followed by his “prediction”. I always argue with him and I always have to eat my words. Never has he been wrong. See, if he is unsure of something he won’t say anything at all. So when Johnie does say something it’s because he knows it to be fact, so you better listen.
His outlook on life is so bright. Johnie is a dreamer, head in the clouds but somehow still has one foot firmly planted in reality. Johnie knows that dreams can come true, if you believe in yourself and take the time to follow the path that leads to achieving them. His Philosophies are simple but profound and they have had a positive effect on many lives already.
For months, I have been trying to convince Johnie to allow me to share his thoughts online with people who might benefit from them. Of course, he is very humble and thinks that his musings are not worth sharing. He says "someone has thought the same things before, it's not like I am the first".
I enjoy reading his "Johnie-isms" and I tell him that many others on Facebook do as well. So why not blog it up? It couldn't hurt. Finally, he agreed and here we are!
I will feature Johnie's Wiz-Dumb right here on Malibu Ninja Über Geek. Eventually I will have a separate “Wiz-Dumb Pai” blog up and running, which will be specifically dedicated to sharing Johnie’s Wiz-Dumb! I hope you enjoy his philosophies and musings as much as I do!
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
When Personal Space is Invaded, Peace of Mind is Desecrated... *Wiz-Dumb Pai*

Yet there are those lovely self-absorbed people that will throw that door open without a thought and waltz right in to your personal space without an invitation. Then they will act all shocked and surprised when you call them out on their lack of respect for you and your personal space.