I am not easily displeased by anything or anyone I am exposed to in my life. Almost nothing I see or hear shocks me. I am mostly unflappable unless you are speaking poorly about those I love, of course.
In fact, I am almost never offended by what other people say or do because it has no affect on me. I usually have a difficult time understanding why people around me get offended so easily by silly actions or meaningless thoughts voiced out loud. Most things that others find insulting, I find amusing or downright hilarious!
In addition to my inability to become insulted by others, I have a talent for repulsing people by what I say, do or sometimes just by what my shirt says on it. I often offend or irritate people unintentionally, apparently I have a sick sense of humor. Random people seem to love to eavesdrop on my conversations therefore overhearing me say something displeasing to them. Rarely do they hear the full conversation or grasp the context of what was said but that doesn't stop them from passing judgement on me.
However, today I found myself to be outraged by this reprehensible suggestion posted on http://likes.com/comedy/classic-April-fools-pranks?page=5. I am actually embarrassed to belong to the same gender as the kind of people who would pull this prank. I do want to apologize (on behalf of all women) to any men who have been though this kind of torture.
WHEN I CAME ACROSS THE FOLLOWING "PRANK" I WAS THOROUGHLY ENRAGED THAT ANYONE WOULD CONSIDER FAKING A PREGNANCY AS AN AMUSING JOKE!
I am not even sure how I wound up on that particular site. Although, a "funniest April Fools Day prank slide show" seemed like a good way to waste a few minutes and kill a few brain cells out of sheer stupidity.
Any "woman" who even thinks about performing this "prank" pregnancy should be forcibly sterilized! And then committed to the nearest psych ward for a full mental evaluation. Or even worse than a prank, when a woman fakes a pregnancy then later fakes a miscarriage. I have no respect for these women, in fact I have nothing but complete and utter disgust for them.
That is all, that's my two cents on the matter.
