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Monday, December 22, 2014
Friday, December 19, 2014
My Awesome Nephew Deven on Haiti & Happiness
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Keeping Up with the Hattabaughs |
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Monday, December 1, 2014
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Often Offensive, Never Offended, Except for now!
I am not easily displeased by anything or anyone I am exposed to in my life. Almost nothing I see or hear shocks me. I am mostly unflappable unless you are speaking poorly about those I love, of course.
In fact, I am almost never offended by what other people say or do because it has no affect on me. I usually have a difficult time understanding why people around me get offended so easily by silly actions or meaningless thoughts voiced out loud. Most things that others find insulting, I find amusing or downright hilarious!
In addition to my inability to become insulted by others, I have a talent for repulsing people by what I say, do or sometimes just by what my shirt says on it. I often offend or irritate people unintentionally, apparently I have a sick sense of humor. Random people seem to love to eavesdrop on my conversations therefore overhearing me say something displeasing to them. Rarely do they hear the full conversation or grasp the context of what was said but that doesn't stop them from passing judgement on me.
However, today I found myself to be outraged by this reprehensible suggestion posted on http://likes.com/comedy/classic-April-fools-pranks?page=5. I am actually embarrassed to belong to the same gender as the kind of people who would pull this prank. I do want to apologize (on behalf of all women) to any men who have been though this kind of torture.
WHEN I CAME ACROSS THE FOLLOWING "PRANK" I WAS THOROUGHLY ENRAGED THAT ANYONE WOULD CONSIDER FAKING A PREGNANCY AS AN AMUSING JOKE!
I am not even sure how I wound up on that particular site. Although, a "funniest April Fools Day prank slide show" seemed like a good way to waste a few minutes and kill a few brain cells out of sheer stupidity.
Any "woman" who even thinks about performing this "prank" pregnancy should be forcibly sterilized! And then committed to the nearest psych ward for a full mental evaluation. Or even worse than a prank, when a woman fakes a pregnancy then later fakes a miscarriage. I have no respect for these women, in fact I have nothing but complete and utter disgust for them.
That is all, that's my two cents on the matter.
Sunday, July 20, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
8 Ways You Can Use Sweet Almond Oil to Better Your Health!
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- Rich Source for Vitamins and Minerals:
- Sweet Almond Oil for Cardiac Health:
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Refuse to be a prisoner to meaningless opinions...
Monday, March 10, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
WOW!
Saturn and its rings glow in a back lit, enhanced-color image from the Cassini orbiter. The picture combines images that were acquired using infrared, red and violet filters on Oct. 17. Two of Saturn’s moons, Enceladus and Tethys, sparkle on the left side of the planet. (http://gencept.com/year-2012-in-space-30-outstanding-photographs) |
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
Fancy Antsy Tie Tying!
Friday, February 14, 2014
Valentine's Day Keeping Up With The Jones(es)
Show your love with homemade baked goods! |
Musical Valentines By ZombieSmile http://zombiesmile.deviantart.com/ |
Sunday, February 9, 2014
The Best Super Bowl Commercial Ever...
Normally I hate commercials but the Super Bowl commercials are usually the exception to my rule. This year I wasn't impressed with any of them really, except this one! This makes me want to get a puppy and a horse... :)
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Monday, February 3, 2014
Seahawks Stomp Cake (Superbowl Sunday)
How I made this cake:
I used devil's food cake mix. I applied "Cake Release" to the inside of my Pyrex bowl (which makes the cake slide right out of the pan; doesn't matter if its plastic, meal or glass) prior to adding the batter and baked it until a toothpick came out clean. I then placed the bowl on a wire rack to allow it cool, then flipped the cake over onto a cookie sheet to remove it from the bowl. I used a long, thin, forever sharp knife to carefully cut what would become the bottom of the cake so it would sit flat, if you skip this step and the cake sits unevenly it may tear while carving or icing it! I then flipped it over back onto the cookie sheet and froze it for a couple of hours, I carved the football shape but it took a while as the cake would get too warm and I would have to put it back in the freezer to firm it up and then continue where i left off. Lastly I iced it, the Seahawk could have been better but it was done freehand and I was tired... But I did use a little glitter icing! :)
After the Hawks won the championship, I didn't have the heart to cut into this beauty... :) Good thing I brought a "second string" cake and made a last minute substitution!!! Otherwise I may have mauled by the kids wanting cake! Not sure how long I will hang onto this cake but for now it's in the freezer. I am thinking maybe I will save it for the next Seahawks Superbowl game!
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Sunday, February 2, 2014
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Friday, January 31, 2014
The Difference is Why...
"They laugh because I am different... I laugh because they're all the same! I'm proud to be a geek but I am no sheep!" -Malibu Ninja
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Quiet people listen more. Shorter people are more grounded. Bookworms are more well-read. Wallflowers smell better. OK, maybe not necessarily that last one.
Embrace your inner oddball. List all of the best things about being different.
I am not capable of being ordinary, only extraordinary. I have always been a little different. Like a mis-matched shoe that is obvious to anyone who cares to look.
Have never followed the path those before me have beaten but instead set out on my own to blaze a new trail. I can’t say that it was always the best option but it was always my decision, rarely influenced by anyone or anything outside of myself. My route was not the path of least resistance but most of the time it was that of most resistance and often my own choices kicked me in the ass and punched me in the eye!
Monday, January 27, 2014
Jesse Ruben is a super star, the proof is in the e-Cards!
Usually the circulation follows some outlandish public debauchery; like being spotted having a romantic dinner with a married man (if you happen to be a female artist) or maybe a photographer is snapping photos after a drunken bar brawl and you “accidently” knock him out with a right hook (if you happen to be a bad ass male artist). My point is, that in the music industry popularity is rarely based on your actual talent or the message your music is sending but almost completely on your party animal image.
Seems a bit like high school doesn’t it?
Jesse Ruben on the other hand doesn’t do drunken debauchery or bar fights and still has gained a huge following in recent years. See e-Card for proof!Congratulations Jesse!! You have reached the big time! People like you so much that there is a Jesse Ruben e-card! If that isn’t fame, I don’t know what is. The bonus news is that said e-Card isn't offensive and doesn't portray you in a negative light at all!
Ding! Ding! Ding! We Have A Winner!
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Seahawks Game Day!!!!!
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
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Saturday, January 18, 2014
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Paper Roses - Technique #1
(Using Patterned Petals and securing with Elmer's Glue)
I have been looking into all the various ways to create flowers, specifically roses,out of paper.
There are so many ways that it's overwhelming! So I am posting a few different sets of instructions with different techniques, tools and results.
Step 1: Gather Supplies and Tools
Step 2: Draw Various Parts on Paper
Step 3: Cut Petals and Leaves for your Rose
Step 4: Fold and Burnish Outer Petals
Step 5: Glue Outer Petals Together.
Step 6: Proceed to Inner Petals
Step 7: Glue Inner Petals to Outer Petal Base
Step 8: Add Leaves
Step 9: Arrange Rose, or Roses as Desired
The above technique for creating paper roses was adapted from an Instructable and all photo credit goes to the Instructable (Unless otherwise notated in photo caption):
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-Paper-Roses/?ALLSTEPS
Supplies and tools for this craft are very minimal.
Paper
Scissors
Glue
Pen, pencil or marker
Clamps (if available)
Paper can be construction paper, copy paper, old book pages, gift backs, gift wrap, scrapbook pages, newspaper,English: This is a paper bag from Victory Supermarkets (Photo credit: Wikipedia) brown paper bags…. Etc. Tissue paper is not recommended.
After some practice you can skip outlining the pieces and just cut them out.
Shown are some designs you can use to begin with. As you can see, each individual shape is quite simple. Draw if necessary by following the picture shown. Try to maintain size relationships.
To make one rose you should have cut out a few leaves (2 or 3) and 7 petals (3 outer pedals and 4 inner petals)
The three outer petals are glued together to make the base of the rose.
Here, three or four concentric circles are wound or wrapped into cone shapes. You should have 3 or 4 different sizes of circles.
Having glued three or four cones together, we can now glue them to the base.
I add two or three leaves to the bottom of the rose. The leaves are cut out and the edges are serrated by making cuts along the edges of the leaf.